shower head

shower head

I like to take a bath.
I love bath foam and softness. Everywhere.
Nowadays, however, I prefer my shower.
I start the day with it and sometimes, yes sometimes, I even end with it.
I love the feeling of hot water on my skin.
I love being naked and getting wet.
I like quite harsh rays.
So not too hard, but not too soft. Slack hassle is slack balls. I prefer not.
So quite hard rays, which I love to let go over my body.
I have a pattern for that, a real ritual.
I warm myself up first and I don’t mean by the water.
I warm myself up.
Shower foam all over my body.
Soaking up my breasts very slowly.
Along my nipples. On my nipples. Softly. Playful. A little squeezing.
Down my belly. Now that’s beautiful sight. Are you watching?
My hand at my pussy lips. Delightfully washing everything. With only pure water.
A vagina should not be washed with all kinds of soap.
A vagina smells like vagina, nobody needs to be ashamed of that.
I once read an article in which a gynecologist stated: ‘A vagina is a self-cleaning organ. The entrance may be cleaned, but otherwise you should not do too much’. I laugh out loud and it is so so true.
I love my pussy and I love her and therefore my smell.
The fact that I don’t have to do too much is that I have enough time for what I’m actually doing. What I want to be busy with. Focus on.
Going from the front to the back.
I go in me, both ways, baby
Nothing is better than having my wet fingers in that tight sexy ass. Well, nothing. Don’t lie now. Your cock in my ass is the most delicious thing there is.
But I do it with my fingers. Right now. And that goes just as smooth as I were to be in bath or taking a shower.
Now let’s go back to what I want to tell you, my blogporn of today hopefully feels like a hot shower. To you.
If I’m hot enough.
I then sit down.
Spread my legs widely.
Aim the showerhead with those quite harsh rays, remember?
On my pussy.
My clitoris.
I reach orgasm very quickly mercilessly shocking horny.
Rise and shine.
Was never ever so true in the morning. And is true now even in the evening.
Shower me baby and I give you head.


All artwork by Puck Rietveld

The philosophy behind blogporn is not so much that it’s written by me, as being my own person, but from a pseudonym. An alter ego, so to speak. This has several advantages.

First, my writings (on the wall) are not linked to me as a person, I mean that people who read blogporn don’t make an association with me. To guarantee my anonymity for various reasons. On the other hand, I think it’s important that everyone (18+) may and can recognize themselves in blogporn. It could therefore in principle be written by everyone and at the same time for everyone. This is what it’s all about. I find that important.

I want to exhilarate, challenge, be vulnerable, be able to be, dare to(o), arouse curiosity and share, create togetherness or just stimulate time with yourself. I want you to smile in recognition, get warmed by desire, notice your body when you get horny, really feel and touch yourself and who knows the other person too. What you do before, during or after blogporn is your choice. A sort of everything is possible and everything is allowed story 😉

Now let’s go back to my alter ego, the pseudonym I choose to write under. I chose N/A. The literal translation of this is: Not Applicable. It also means Not Available and No Answer. And last but not least:

Nocturnal Animal

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